Now Tim Allen thought he had it good, ya see
As a white collar big shot in NYC
But when he flew to the jungle just to get a divorce
He learned he had a son he’d never met before

So he brought him to the city just to show him around
And he bonded pretty well with the son he’d found
But when he sent him back home to his mom and tribe
Tim soon found out he quite missed the guy

So he packed a suit case and he crashed a plane
Just to start a new life like Tarzan & Jane
With him and his kid and his ex-wife too
Living out in the jungle like a real-world zoo

But when the big city folk that he’d left behind
Called for a search to see what they could find
He and a jungle friend hatched a clever plan
And the ape took his place as a city man!